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How do you do?

Fine thank you. How do you do?

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Why is your icon just so good?

U tell me

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How much bread can you fit in an envelope?

I don’t know. How much bread can you fit in an envelope?

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

Posted 19 hours ago With 316,466 notes

“Stop fighting yourself and start fighting for yourself.”

(via h-auptgewinn)

Posted 20 hours ago With 168,215 notes